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  英语笑话大全 爆笑

  1.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from...

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  爆笑英语小笑话

  There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the di...

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  英语笑话带翻译

  爆笑英文笑话带翻译:在N词酷博客中看到的笑话还有呢大家没事可以去逛逛很不错给大家分享几个assandman驴1.和买驴的人Amanwantedtobuyanass.Hewenttothemarket,andsawalikelyone.Buthewantedtotesthimfirst.Sohetooktheasshome,andputhimintothestablewiththeotherasses.Thene...

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  求一篇爆笑英语小笑话

  A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. 一天,教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷,然后回到讲台前等待。Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of th...

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  英语爆笑小故事小笑话 带翻译

  故事发生在一个酒吧里。 某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道:“这=的=人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?” “是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?”男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……” “我不信,我的狗这么大呢!”骑车男子不信地问:“你那么小的吉娃...

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  英语笑话大全带翻译

  英语笑话(二) He is really somebody My uncle has 1000 men under him. He is really somebody. What does he do? A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 他真是一个大人物。干什么的? 墓地守墓人。 英语笑话(三) Not long after an old Ch...

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  谁有短的英文爆笑笑话

  My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious。 我的优点是:我很帅;而我的缺点是:我帅得不明显。

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  英语幽默笑话大全爆笑

  某中国人,略懂英语。一天,他在公交车上不小心踩到了一老外的脚,于是很抱歉的说:"I'm sorry."老外也挺客气,说:"I'm sorry, too"中国人:"I'm sorry three."老外很纳闷:"What are you sorry for?"中国人:"I'm sorry five!"

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  翻译一段英语笑话

  拒绝机译!! 我吃了我的 一列火车停站了,许多人都下车买食物和水果。一个年轻人也想去买,但是这时候天开始下雨了。一个男孩站在一把大伞下。这个年轻就跟这个男孩说,“这有两美元,你可以(帮)我去买两个汉堡么?一个给你,一个给我。” “太棒了!”小男孩说着,然后去买汉堡了。过...

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  求简单爆笑的英文笑话,带翻译!

  I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man ans...

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